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Made My Day

 

Im Fahrstuhl heute:<br /> 5 Leute, Stille.<br /> <br /> Auf einmal knurrt mein Magen<br /> so laut, dass alle mich anschauen.<br /> <br /> Ich will witzig sein und sage:<br /> „Keine Sorge, er beißt nicht.“<br /> <br /> Niemand lacht.<br /> 7 Stockwerke Stille.<br />

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Wenetule
Schrecklich,humorlose Menschen
Visifeba
HiHello dear friend. Thanks for accepting my friend request. How are you doing today? I was looking for an old friend when I came across your profile,I decided to add you up and see if we could be good friend here. Hope you don't mind? I was born in Toruń but brought up in Canada . I went to Italy after the death of my parents to live with my aunt I grew up there, and fine a woman who I love and we live together with my lovely daughter, then I move to United Kingdom after the death of my late wife Elizabeth Well I'm single. I lost my husband 4 years ago. He got knocked down on his birthday by a moving vehicle It's okay. You know death is inevitable, we can not stop it when it come so we just have to move on with life. Now that I have mound him for 4 years now i think I have to move I with life So tell me how long have you been into online dating? And tell me about those you've met on online? I have been on and off for sometime now because of my busy schedule at work. I have been using Facebook for some months now, and I have met several women, most of them seem to be looking for something else different from what I'm looking for. I met a very nice good looking lady, but she lied to me With the Experience you have had so far do you really believe that you can find your soul mate through online dating? As for me I believe and also have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with. I do believe in soul mates. I have friends that have found theirs and live very happily with them, and I have decided a while ago that I would never "settle" for anyone less than my soul mate. Do you believe in distance relationship? Yes I do believe in distance relationship, because I do have the faith I will meet the woman whom will love and cherish me as I do. Are you willing to relocate if you find your soul mate? To me it depends on my soul mate; if she willingly
Xabusuwo
Schlimm, wenn die Leute nen Stock im Allerwertesten haben und völlig humorlos sind
Zixotagufu
Da muss man wohl in den Keller runter fahren zum Lachen 🤷🏼‍♀️
Xekodumu
HiHello dear friend. Thanks for accepting my friend request. How are you doing today? I was looking for an old friend when I came across your profile,I decided to add you up and see if we could be good friend here. Hope you don't mind? I was born in Toruń but brought up in Canada . I went to Italy after the death of my parents to live with my aunt I grew up there, and fine a woman who I love and we live together with my lovely daughter, then I move to United Kingdom after the death of my late wife Elizabeth Well I'm single. I lost my husband 4 years ago. He got knocked down on his birthday by a moving vehicle It's okay. You know death is inevitable, we can not stop it when it come so we just have to move on with life. Now that I have mound him for 4 years now i think I have to move I with life So tell me how long have you been into online dating? And tell me about those you've met on online? I have been on and off for sometime now because of my busy schedule at work. I have been using Facebook for some months now, and I have met several women, most of them seem to be looking for something else different from what I'm looking for. I met a very nice good looking lady, but she lied to me With the Experience you have had so far do you really believe that you can find your soul mate through online dating? As for me I believe and also have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with. I do believe in soul mates. I have friends that have found theirs and live very happily with them, and I have decided a while ago that I would never "settle" for anyone less than my soul mate. Do you believe in distance relationship? Yes I do believe in distance relationship, because I do have the faith I will meet the woman whom will love and cherish me as I do. Are you willing to relocate if you find your soul mate? To me it depends on my soul mate; if she willingly
Cerefugi
Kenn ich ich find in Sau gut und hätte gelacht
Seluva
Noch schlimmer als ein knurrender Magen im Fahrstuhl, während man nicht allein ist, ist ein laut knurrender Magen im Vorstellungsgespräch.
Tihiza
Ich finde die heutige Zeit so schlimm und verklemmt. Es wird oft nicht mehr gelächelt oder gelacht. Ich hätte in der Situation gelacht,aber es ist schwer einen Gegenpart zu finden
Howagozija
Kann ich toppen: meine Kollegin fragt mich "wann es denn soweit ist?" - ich - ganz kurz irritiert: ach so! Ich bin fett, nicht schwanger! Aber ich freue mich, dass du das mit 52 noch zutraut!" Ich fands megalustig, sie wollte sterben. 🤣😂
Tefu
Hat jemand ein Snickers dabei? Hätte ich gesagt
Tuca
...ach die soll'n doch alle in den Keller runter fahren 😁 ich hätte geheult vor lachen ✌🏾
Cofeyo
Humorlose Menschen sind schlimmer, als ein knurrender Magen
Wuyopapa
direkt türe auf eg zudrücken und keller drücken. Dann sagen, so wir fahren jetzt alle in den Keller zum Lachen :D
Hevagu
HiHello dear friend. Thanks for accepting my friend request. How are you doing today? I was looking for an old friend when I came across your profile,I decided to add you up and see if we could be good friend here. Hope you don't mind? I was born in Toruń but brought up in Canada . I went to Italy after the death of my parents to live with my aunt I grew up there, and fine a woman who I love and we live together with my lovely daughter, then I move to United Kingdom after the death of my late wife Elizabeth Well I'm single. I lost my husband 4 years ago. He got knocked down on his birthday by a moving vehicle It's okay. You know death is inevitable, we can not stop it when it come so we just have to move on with life. Now that I have mound him for 4 years now i think I have to move I with life So tell me how long have you been into online dating? And tell me about those you've met on online? I have been on and off for sometime now because of my busy schedule at work. I have been using Facebook for some months now, and I have met several women, most of them seem to be looking for something else different from what I'm looking for. I met a very nice good looking lady, but she lied to me With the Experience you have had so far do you really believe that you can find your soul mate through online dating? As for me I believe and also have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with. I do believe in soul mates. I have friends that have found theirs and live very happily with them, and I have decided a while ago that I would never "settle" for anyone less than my soul mate. Do you believe in distance relationship? Yes I do believe in distance relationship, because I do have the faith I will meet the woman whom will love and cherish me as I do. Are you willing to relocate if you find your soul mate? To me it depends on my soul mate; if she willingly
Fabifaka
Mir war das immer peinlicher in der Kirche. T. ruhig und mein Magen hat geknurrt
Fifuwa
Noch schlimmer wär ein Furz 😅
Wuhasile
Schon J. Mittermeier wusste, dass es in Fahrstühlen keinen Humor gibt :D
Yajomepu
Ok
Wemume
Könnte bei uns im Bürolift gewesen sein. Da versteht auch keiner Spaß.
Neyu
Ich hätte extrem gelacht, nachdem ich glaub ich ne Minute gebraucht hätte, weil ich erstmal aufn Schlauch gestanden hätte 🤣
Zupafe
HiHello dear friend. Thanks for accepting my friend request. How are you doing today? I was looking for an old friend when I came across your profile,I decided to add you up and see if we could be good friend here. Hope you don't mind? I was born in Toruń but brought up in Canada . I went to Italy after the death of my parents to live with my aunt I grew up there, and fine a woman who I love and we live together with my lovely daughter, then I move to United Kingdom after the death of my late wife Elizabeth Well I'm single. I lost my husband 4 years ago. He got knocked down on his birthday by a moving vehicle It's okay. You know death is inevitable, we can not stop it when it come so we just have to move on with life. Now that I have mound him for 4 years now i think I have to move I with life So tell me how long have you been into online dating? And tell me about those you've met on online? I have been on and off for sometime now because of my busy schedule at work. I have been using Facebook for some months now, and I have met several women, most of them seem to be looking for something else different from what I'm looking for. I met a very nice good looking lady, but she lied to me With the Experience you have had so far do you really believe that you can find your soul mate through online dating? As for me I believe and also have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with. I do believe in soul mates. I have friends that have found theirs and live very happily with them, and I have decided a while ago that I would never "settle" for anyone less than my soul mate. Do you believe in distance relationship? Yes I do believe in distance relationship, because I do have the faith I will meet the woman whom will love and cherish me as I do. Are you willing to relocate if you find your soul mate? To me it depends on my soul mate; if she willingly
Sayije
Die haben doch alle kein Humor mehr
Nuhahe
HiHello dear friend. Thanks for accepting my friend request. How are you doing today? I was looking for an old friend when I came across your profile,I decided to add you up and see if we could be good friend here. Hope you don't mind? I was born in Toruń but brought up in Canada . I went to Italy after the death of my parents to live with my aunt I grew up there, and fine a woman who I love and we live together with my lovely daughter, then I move to United Kingdom after the death of my late wife Elizabeth Well I'm single. I lost my husband 4 years ago. He got knocked down on his birthday by a moving vehicle It's okay. You know death is inevitable, we can not stop it when it come so we just have to move on with life. Now that I have mound him for 4 years now i think I have to move I with life So tell me how long have you been into online dating? And tell me about those you've met on online? I have been on and off for sometime now because of my busy schedule at work. I have been using Facebook for some months now, and I have met several women, most of them seem to be looking for something else different from what I'm looking for. I met a very nice good looking lady, but she lied to me With the Experience you have had so far do you really believe that you can find your soul mate through online dating? As for me I believe and also have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with. I do believe in soul mates. I have friends that have found theirs and live very happily with them, and I have decided a while ago that I would never "settle" for anyone less than my soul mate. Do you believe in distance relationship? Yes I do believe in distance relationship, because I do have the faith I will meet the woman whom will love and cherish me as I do. Are you willing to relocate if you find your soul mate? To me it depends on my soul mate; if she willingly
Fivi
alter ich wär gestorben vor Lachen🤣
Yoru
Wenn keiner lacht, hätte ich zur Strafe einen fahren lassen. Weg rennen können sie ja nicht.
Cipu
Ich hätte gefragt "Wie heißt er denn?"😅
Resuto
HiHello dear friend. Thanks for accepting my friend request. How are you doing today? I was looking for an old friend when I came across your profile,I decided to add you up and see if we could be good friend here. Hope you don't mind? I was born in Toruń but brought up in Canada . I went to Italy after the death of my parents to live with my aunt I grew up there, and fine a woman who I love and we live together with my lovely daughter, then I move to United Kingdom after the death of my late wife Elizabeth Well I'm single. I lost my husband 4 years ago. He got knocked down on his birthday by a moving vehicle It's okay. You know death is inevitable, we can not stop it when it come so we just have to move on with life. Now that I have mound him for 4 years now i think I have to move I with life So tell me how long have you been into online dating? And tell me about those you've met on online? I have been on and off for sometime now because of my busy schedule at work. I have been using Facebook for some months now, and I have met several women, most of them seem to be looking for something else different from what I'm looking for. I met a very nice good looking lady, but she lied to me With the Experience you have had so far do you really believe that you can find your soul mate through online dating? As for me I believe and also have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with. I do believe in soul mates. I have friends that have found theirs and live very happily with them, and I have decided a while ago that I would never "settle" for anyone less than my soul mate. Do you believe in distance relationship? Yes I do believe in distance relationship, because I do have the faith I will meet the woman whom will love and cherish me as I do. Are you willing to relocate if you find your soul mate? To me it depends on my soul mate; if she willingly
Kitafipi
Alter, ich kann nicht aufhören zu lachen 🤗🤣
Vutafoma
HiHello dear friend. Thanks for accepting my friend request. How are you doing today? I was looking for an old friend when I came across your profile,I decided to add you up and see if we could be good friend here. Hope you don't mind? I was born in Toruń but brought up in Canada . I went to Italy after the death of my parents to live with my aunt I grew up there, and fine a woman who I love and we live together with my lovely daughter, then I move to United Kingdom after the death of my late wife Elizabeth Well I'm single. I lost my husband 4 years ago. He got knocked down on his birthday by a moving vehicle It's okay. You know death is inevitable, we can not stop it when it come so we just have to move on with life. Now that I have mound him for 4 years now i think I have to move I with life So tell me how long have you been into online dating? And tell me about those you've met on online? I have been on and off for sometime now because of my busy schedule at work. I have been using Facebook for some months now, and I have met several women, most of them seem to be looking for something else different from what I'm looking for. I met a very nice good looking lady, but she lied to me With the Experience you have had so far do you really believe that you can find your soul mate through online dating? As for me I believe and also have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with. I do believe in soul mates. I have friends that have found theirs and live very happily with them, and I have decided a while ago that I would never "settle" for anyone less than my soul mate. Do you believe in distance relationship? Yes I do believe in distance relationship, because I do have the faith I will meet the woman whom will love and cherish me as I do. Are you willing to relocate if you find your soul mate? To me it depends on my soul mate; if she willingly
Riyejohuta
Ein aus tiefen Herzen duftender Furz ist schön ☝️😆
Vayoru
Die haben wahrscheinlich aus Angst die Luft angehalten
Vatifene
Ich hätte losgebrüllt vor Lachen. 😅
Pokuyofa
In Fahrstühlen wird mehr geschwiegen als im Kloster. Ich breche das gern mal mit nem dummen Spruch auf.
Kugatoso
Na wieder schön woanders geklaut 😂 ihr seid einfach nur noch peinlich
Rojalufu
Auf der Straße gucken auch alle Leute ganz ernst und verbittert. Es erinnert so an die Geschichte von R.
Nodefora
Das war sicher nicht in Berlin. Muss hier in der Augsburger Ecke passiert sein, hier gehen die auch alle zum lachen in den Keller.🤣
Kufofebiwa
Oder bei Popstars mit Delef? 😅
Xutovagi
O. :D:D